There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
True college students do jello shots in the library
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