I want to walk on stilts...naked
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
