You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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