you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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