But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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