if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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