Slut skills are useful in every country.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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