Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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