girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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