i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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