Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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