Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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