its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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