I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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