That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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