He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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