Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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