Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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