Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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