When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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