she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
