I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
