This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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