I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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