i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Randomize
