Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Drunk is a universal language darling
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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