Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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