dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
This is my gift to your gina
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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