The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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