So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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