I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
