ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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