Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
The feeling are messing with the penis
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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