i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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