would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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