Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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