first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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