why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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