let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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