He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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