East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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