I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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