just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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