watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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