shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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