As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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