Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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