I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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