I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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