i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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