worst night to have a conscience
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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