WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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